When It's So Lonely Here in Outer Space.

What happens when you shove a Chipotle burrito up your butt?

Gender Quips and Chill?

Attack Mondays Like This

Stoner Theology from Pynchon's Inherent Vice

"Back in his beach pad there was a velvet painting of Jesus riding goofy-foot on a rough-hewn board with outriggers, meant to suggest a crucifix, through surf seldom observed on the Sea of Galilee, though this hardly presented a challenge to Flip's faith. What was 'walking on water,' if it wasn't Bible talk for surfing? In Australia once, a local surfer, holding the biggest can of beer Flip had ever seen, had even sold him a fragment of the True Board."

Don't Kill My Hump Day Vibes

Meth.... Not Even Once

MFW... Monday Mornings

The Midnight Ramblings of my Sleep Talking Wife

With the TV illuminating her face and casting all kinds of shadows, she turns towards me, she slightly opens her eyes, she looks up at me, and she whispers, "Am I dreaming?" then immediately starts snoring.

Simple Miley, or Who Wore it Better?

Ace Venchurro

White People Dancing

Meth (and Masturbation): Not Even Once

The World's Best Penis Cakes

American Fitness

Sass-squatch

"I stuck my banana in her nutella": A Visual Metaphor

Steve Buscemi's Eyes and more Eyes

The Initiation Ritual into the Cult of Chuck Norris

Flick-it W. Whorewick