When It's So Lonely Here in Outer Space.

What happens when you shove a Chipotle burrito up your butt?

Gender Quips and Chill?

Fuck You, Scrabble!

Here's the list of some of Scrabble's newly allowable, "ridic" goddamn words:

1. BEZZY
2. LOLZ
3. RIDIC
4. CAKEHOLE
5. CAZH
6. COQUI
7. DENCH
8. EMOJI
9. HACKTIVIST
10. IXNAY
11. NEWB
12. OBVS
13. PACZKI
14. PWN
15. SEXTING
16. SHIZZLE
17. TWERKING

Attack Mondays Like This

Stoner Theology from Pynchon's Inherent Vice

"Back in his beach pad there was a velvet painting of Jesus riding goofy-foot on a rough-hewn board with outriggers, meant to suggest a crucifix, through surf seldom observed on the Sea of Galilee, though this hardly presented a challenge to Flip's faith. What was 'walking on water,' if it wasn't Bible talk for surfing? In Australia once, a local surfer, holding the biggest can of beer Flip had ever seen, had even sold him a fragment of the True Board."

Tom Hanks Gives a Lesson in Cunnilingus

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Waiting for the Weekend

Don't Kill My Hump Day Vibes

I Believe You Are Blushing, Mr. Big Wizard...

Meth.... Not Even Once

Good Night

MFW... Monday Mornings

Another Reason to be Completely Terrified of People with Huge Doll Collections

The Midnight Ramblings of my Sleep Talking Wife

With the TV illuminating her face and casting all kinds of shadows, she turns towards me, she slightly opens her eyes, she looks up at me, and she whispers, "Am I dreaming?" then immediately starts snoring.

Danny Dorito

Too Much Taco Bell

Simple Miley, or Who Wore it Better?

White People Dancing

What's Wrong Colonel Sanders? Chicken?