Live Long and Prospa, Y'all

Heeeeeeeeres Donny!!

For Iowans Considering Trump

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When It's So Lonely Here in Outer Space.

What happens when you shove a Chipotle burrito up your butt?

Gender Quips and Chill?

"Love is a Smoke...": Weed and Will Shakespeare

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Fuck You, Scrabble!

Here's the list of some of Scrabble's newly allowable, "ridic" goddamn words:

1. BEZZY
2. LOLZ
3. RIDIC
4. CAKEHOLE
5. CAZH
6. COQUI
7. DENCH
8. EMOJI
9. HACKTIVIST
10. IXNAY
11. NEWB
12. OBVS
13. PACZKI
14. PWN
15. SEXTING
16. SHIZZLE
17. TWERKING

Attack Mondays Like This

Stoner Theology from Pynchon's Inherent Vice

"Back in his beach pad there was a velvet painting of Jesus riding goofy-foot on a rough-hewn board with outriggers, meant to suggest a crucifix, through surf seldom observed on the Sea of Galilee, though this hardly presented a challenge to Flip's faith. What was 'walking on water,' if it wasn't Bible talk for surfing? In Australia once, a local surfer, holding the biggest can of beer Flip had ever seen, had even sold him a fragment of the True Board."

Tom Hanks Gives a Lesson in Cunnilingus

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Waiting for the Weekend

The Modern Man

We discovered happiness; we know the way; we found the way out of thousands of years of labyrinth. Who else found it? Not the modern man, surely? "I do no know where I am or what I am to do; I am everything that knows not where it is or what to do," sighs the modern man. We were made quite ill by this modernity, with its indolent peace, its cowardly compromise, and the whole of the virtuous filth of its Yea and Nay. 

-Friedrich Nietzsche

Don't Kill My Hump Day Vibes

Sneak Peak: The Avengers: Age of Ultron

I Believe You Are Blushing, Mr. Big Wizard...

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Meth.... Not Even Once