Attack Mondays Like This

Stoner Theology from Pynchon's Inherent Vice

"Back in his beach pad there was a velvet painting of Jesus riding goofy-foot on a rough-hewn board with outriggers, meant to suggest a crucifix, through surf seldom observed on the Sea of Galilee, though this hardly presented a challenge to Flip's faith. What was 'walking on water,' if it wasn't Bible talk for surfing? In Australia once, a local surfer, holding the biggest can of beer Flip had ever seen, had even sold him a fragment of the True Board."

Tom Hanks Gives a Lesson in Cunnilingus

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Waiting for the Weekend

The Modern Man

We discovered happiness; we know the way; we found the way out of thousands of years of labyrinth. Who else found it? Not the modern man, surely? "I do no know where I am or what I am to do; I am everything that knows not where it is or what to do," sighs the modern man. We were made quite ill by this modernity, with its indolent peace, its cowardly compromise, and the whole of the virtuous filth of its Yea and Nay. 

-Friedrich Nietzsche

Don't Kill My Hump Day Vibes

Sneak Peak: The Avengers: Age of Ultron

I Believe You Are Blushing, Mr. Big Wizard...

Carolina Anal Aches

Carolina Anal Aches

Meth.... Not Even Once

The Blue Knight and Pinkman

Good Night

MFW... Monday Mornings

Another Reason to be Completely Terrified of People with Huge Doll Collections

The Midnight Ramblings of my Sleep Talking Wife

With the TV illuminating her face and casting all kinds of shadows, she turns towards me, she slightly opens her eyes, she looks up at me, and she whispers, "Am I dreaming?" then immediately starts snoring.

Danny Dorito

Too Much Taco Bell

Simple Miley, or Who Wore it Better?

Ace Venchurro

White People Dancing

Real Life Richard Harrows

Kaleidoscope Bats

Pope John Paul the Fecund

Meth (and Masturbation): Not Even Once

What's Wrong Colonel Sanders? Chicken?

Chris Kattan Mugshot After His DUI

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